Author: alassdragons

pentollsinwriter:

soooo… uhm… Wrote a thing for @megalotrash based on a title ask here and i think I also have to tag @alicedragons for this

This is actually my first really NSFW drabble and i feel like it’s cringey but i hope you like it!

Tags and Warnings: Undertale, Underwap, Swapfell, Honeyvenom, Sans/Papyrus, humping, grinding, biting, accidental voyeurism(?), NSFW

They both stilled at the same time as they heard boots
kicking the ground in front of the door, most likely to get the snow off of
them. Stretch and Razz looked at each other, both of their faces flushed as the
smaller skeleton was still pinned to the wall, his legs wrapped around the
other’s hips as their manifested magic glowed under their clothes where they
were grinding against each other just moments ago.

At the sound of a key connecting to the lock, Stretch did
the only thing he could think of in his panicked state: he teleported. Funny
thing is, if you don’t have your shit together in your head, who knows where
you end up and, unfortunately, they didn’t get too far, landing on the kitchen
floor, Razz, on top of Stretch who quietly groaned.

Razz looked around and noticed that they were at the
furthest corner from the entrance of the kitchen and no one would be able to
see them until they stepped in the room. He turned back to the taller skeleton
who still hadn’t realised where they landed, but before either of them could
whisper, they heard the sound of an opening door and shuffling, as Blue stepped
inside and closed the door. When his younger called out his name, Stretch wanted
nothing more than to run away and hide, but when he tried to move, his hands
were pinned to the ground and a hand clamped on his mouth, preventing him from
giving out any noise from it.

When he looked up, his gaze was met with Razz’, who had a
smirk on his still flushed face and used his legs to pin his arms down as he
also squeezed them to his own body. He was confused, until the other skeleton
grinded against him and he was painfully reminded how close both of them were
to come before his brother interrupted them. He tried to hold back a moan as he
squirmed under Razz, trying to get out of his hold but it was useless, the
other skeleton had a hold of him.

“Papy, are you home?” he heard Blue’s voice getting quieter,
most, likely going up the stairs, but he couldn’t focus as the alternate
version of his brother was rutting against him, every move harder and faster
than the last one. Razz was panting and Stretch was now glad the other’s hand
muffled the sounds coming from his mouth because no matter how he tried, he couldn’t
hold back the moans of pleasure as he started to move his hips to get more friction.

He felt how close he was to the edge of climaxing, his cock
twitching at the now hard and frantic grinding and Razz must have noticed too,
because he leant down, his tongue licking the other’s neck as he whispered only
one word:

“Come.”

Razz bit down on his clavicle, and that was what made
Stretch go over the edge, his cum spurting on his already soaking pants as he
bit back a cry, shaking a bit. As Razz rode him through his orgasm, he came too
with a quiet groan, Stretch feeling as some of his come dripped onto his femurs
as he tried to catch his breath.

They didn’t hear the kitchen door opening, but they
definitely heard the loud gasp, shortly followed by a shout that had them both
flushed with embarrassment and surprise.

“RED OWES ME 20G!”

Oh my god—I didn’t need more motivation to write for this pairing, damn it!

But wow, this was wonderful. Razz, you asshole. You did very well with the smut! I really enjoyed this.

Razz, bed, wed, behead – Twist, Cash, Rus? (I’m sorry, I’m greedy for these three right now)

itsladykit:

alicedragons:

itsladykit:

Razz sniffed, walking back and forth in front of the other three. “Ya need a little help there—?”

“Be silent!” Twist raised a brow-bone, then snorted and shook his head, amused. “Hmm…wed Cash. He, at least, knows how to appreciate the finer things.” Cash just crossed his arms, regarding Razz skeptically. Ignoring him, Razz looked between Rus and Twist. “Mutt!” he snapped, and Twist cocked his head.

“…yeah?”

“You have high HP? You are…durable?”

A slow smile spread across Twist’s face. “Yeah, sweetheart. I don’ break easy…but yer welcome ta try,” he said with a wink.

Razz nodded. “Kill the ashtray and bed the mutt, then.”

Rus wiped imaginary sweat from his brow. “thank fuck. dodged a bullet there.”

“You have high HP? You are…durable?”  This made me laugh so much…… Do I ship this now? Probably.

Thank you, Kit! I loved this. The Razz FMKs are hilarious. They all involve someone feeling insulted at being chosen as the marry/fuck (or relieved at not being picked).

But Alice, you don’t understand. I do ship it, and honestly in the worst way possible.

See, Twist puts up a good front? But he has a bunch of vulnerable spots to exploit—he’s got major abandonment issues, he’s desperate to please, he doesn’t value himself, and he thinks he’s stupid. A subtle, manipulative partner could absolutely take advantage of that. Or, frankly, someone like Razz—who doesn’t manipulate on purpose, but who is pretty much custom-made to hit all of Twist’s vulnerable spots. They’d be awful for each other, and I kind of love it.

Of course, if I were to write the fic, it would be all about realizing they weren’t good for each other, and both of them maybe becoming better people, but the utter mess of that relationship is just so appealing to me on a certain level.

I didn’t ask for this fucking inspiration, Kit. Take it back.

sup saw that you’re open for requests (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so if it’s not too much could I get some Honeyketchup aka swap Pap x UT Snas? or maybe just swap pap in a skirt if ya wanna?

paintys-actual-art:

sorry i took so long 😓 hope you dont mind that i did both! 😀

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:DDDD

AAAAH Painty! He’s such a beautiful, precious boy! Look at those pretty freckles. I want to kiss him!

And those dorks. I honestly love how you draw them. They’re really adorable.

Honestly, coming up with the title is the hardest part for me, so all that came to mind was a bunch of dick jokes ._. That being said, take this as you will: “No time for small talk”

megalotrash:

dick jokes are fine with me

Honeyvenom ‘don’t get caught’ kink fic; they’ve been secretly dating/fucking for a few weeks, Honey texted Black to come over as he’s home alone but Blue rang him saying his training was cancelled as soon as Black arrived.

they literally have no time, quicky against the wall without either of them getting undressed. 

Bonus points if they hear the door unlocking just as their about to cum and Honey has to teleport them quickly but panics and can’t focus enough so they only get as far as the kitchen. So Black will finish them both off with a hand over Honey’s mouth while Blue’s calling out for his brother and getting slowly closer to the kitchen… 

from this ask meme

I’ve made a terrible mistake.

You do realise I’m probably going to have to write something about this now, right?

Bed, marry, kill for Cash with Slim, Red, and OG Papyrus, pretty please.

itsladykit:

Cash leaned forward, smirking as he surveyed them. “alright. make your pitch.”

Papyrus blinked. “UM…WHAT?”

“you heard me. make your pitch—sell yourself. tell me what you can offer me.”

Unimpressed, Red cupped one hand over his pubic bone and thrust, lifting the other with his middle finger extended. “oh, i got sumthin’ fer you alright—“

“kill,” Cash said, pointing at him. “and? what about you two?”

Slim actually looked a little hurt, and Papyrus looked offended. He crossed his arms over his chest. “YOU KNOW, GREEDY-ME, I DON’T THINK I CARE FOR YOUR ATTITUDE—“

“kill,” Cash said, getting an indignant huff in reply. He smirked, surveying Slim. “guess you’re the lucky one, love—bedded and wedded.”

Slim looked at Papyrus and Red, then shook his head. “no thanks.”

Cash blinked. “what?”

Slim wrapped an arm over Papyrus’ shoulders and knuckled the top of Red’s head. “i think i’ll be happier with these two.” Cash sputtered as they walked off.

“w-what!? you can’t—that’s not how the game is played!”

Red only offered up another lewd gesture in response.

Razz, bed, wed, behead – Twist, Cash, Rus? (I’m sorry, I’m greedy for these three right now)

itsladykit:

Razz sniffed, walking back and forth in front of the other three. “Ya need a little help there—?”

“Be silent!” Twist raised a brow-bone, then snorted and shook his head, amused. “Hmm…wed Cash. He, at least, knows how to appreciate the finer things.” Cash just crossed his arms, regarding Razz skeptically. Ignoring him, Razz looked between Rus and Twist. “Mutt!” he snapped, and Twist cocked his head.

“…yeah?”

“You have high HP? You are…durable?”

A slow smile spread across Twist’s face. “Yeah, sweetheart. I don’ break easy…but yer welcome ta try,” he said with a wink.

Razz nodded. “Kill the ashtray and bed the mutt, then.”

Rus wiped imaginary sweat from his brow. “thank fuck. dodged a bullet there.”

“You have high HP? You are…durable?”  This made me laugh so much…… Do I ship this now? Probably.

Thank you, Kit! I loved this. The Razz FMKs are hilarious. They all involve someone feeling insulted at being chosen as the marry/fuck (or relieved at not being picked).

Bed, wed, behead for Slim: Sans, Blue, and Edge? :)

sansy-fresh:

Shaking his head, Slim slouches into his seat, staring balefully at the other three, who are all staring back in equal mirth.

Sighing, he pointed at Edge, his voice just loud enough to be heard. “You’re dying.” Edge just chuckles, a dangerous glint in his eyes.

“Good luck killing me, mutt.”

Rolling his eyes, Slim’s finger slides over to Blue. “You’re getting fucked.”

Blue winks. “Are you sure it’s not the other way around?”

He stares at him for a moment, before shaking his head and glancing at Sans, who has his face hidden in his hands, a bright blue shining through his fingers. Slim breathes a laugh.

“Guess that means I’m marrying you, short stuff.”

Sans squeaks.

Maybe Puppyberry for the ship meme? <3

drabbletale:

2, 6 ,and 10 for puppyberry?

That one is from an anon, so I’ll just do them all here! 🙂

send me a ship and i’ll tell you who

001. .   .   .   kills the spider:   Neither! I don’t think Blue (a normal Blue any way) would hurt them and Slim is probs friends with Muffet, so….

002. .   .   .   proposed: The fear of losing Blue to Stretch or anyone else spurs Slim to propose perhaps a little too early. Blue senses this, but also wants to quell Slim’s fears. They’re in love – very much so – so he agrees to be engaged, but that any sort of actual marriage will have to wait until they’ve been together for a couple of years more. It’s a compromise and Slim isn’t 100% happy with it, but he takes it as ‘better than a no’.  …..

A year and a half later, Blue re-proposes, but in a much more romantic way than Slim did and buys them both rings. He says that it’s time now and they can make it official whenever Slim would like…. This is the first time Blue sees Slim cry.

003.  .   .   .   kissed the other first: Blue did! But Slim was hinting that its what he wanted for a long time, over and over. It was before they started dating and it actually initiated their relationship. Blue leaves a lingering sweet kiss and Slim takes advantage of the situation and smothers him with kisses back.

004.  .   .   .   initiates things: As stated above, Slim wanted it, but he wanted Blue to initiate things… really badly. He wants Blue to want him, and Blue eventually catches on and actually initiates! They’re v happy now and look back on all the little things Slim used to try and get Blue attention and laugh

005.  .   .   .   would leave the other: Yiiiiiiiiiiiikes I don’t like this one… But it would, if it happened, be Blue. Blue would leave because he hates Fell universes’ and Slim wouldn’t leave his brother behind…. It would be heartbreak all around…. ;n;

006.  .   .   .   is more jealous: Slim!! Slim for sure. He’s suspicious of everyone and it takes a very, very long time before he even trusts Blue not to be considering someone else. He’s terrified that Blue is going to realize he’s actually in love with Slim or see that he has many options, if he chose and why would he ever pick Slim over any one else??? But he does and eventually Slim will realize that!   (ignoring if #5 happened….)

007.  .   .   .   is lazier: Slim, though he is one of the less lazy lowercases! Because he is very eager to please…

008.  .   .   .   sends weird texts at 3 AM: Neither, unless Slim has been drinking, otherwise they are both usually sleeping, always together. 

009.   .   .   .  is more experienced: Blue for sure! He’s has a couple of ‘partners’ before, but I do love me a good innocent!Papyrus AU. Besides, in a Fell universe, you really can’t trust anybody and even Black is very protective of his brother.

010.   .   .   .  said i love you first: Slim, repeatedly and desperately…. Blue took a little longer to say it, because he wanted it to mean something when he said it… He wanted to make sure that it was true.