Author: alassdragons

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

pairing: have a “taller one is the one who is the most shy/flustered while the shorter one is much more forward abt their feelings/dips the taller one for a kiss or whatever” dynamic

me:

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pairing: short character can PICK UP the tall character and carry them bridal style

me:

Henlo, my name is Paientaentha (not to be confused with your dumb friend Painty) and I am looking for someone to write a very short paragraph of Kustard skeletons eating papussy flavoured digestives. It would mean the world to me if you could write this. Thank you. Btw if you think i dont deserve this then realize i lost all my family to toilet paper attacks this morning, they havent left the bathroom and I am very scared. This is the only thing that will save them. Thanks – Paientaentha

Some extreme sexiness under the cut ;)))

“omg red why would you eat papussy!!111″ Sans screamed, full of RED hot anger. “u cheated on me!”

“ummmm…” Red looked awkward, still licking the remnants of the papussy digestive from his teeth. “it taste guud??” He tried, grinning sheepishly.

Sans paused, then considered for a moment. “fine,” he said at last. “i forgive you.” He giggled like a little brat, pressing a finger over his teeth and blushing. “but only because i also ate one–it was edgelord flavour.”

“sans u bitch!”

Then they fucked while eating papussy digestives.

End.