itsladykit:

juliuscaesarofficial:

if you actually played a soulmate au straight it would be super fucking hilarious

like w the names? youre telling me it wouldnt end up like w horses? people aiming for the most unique possible name to ensure their kid finds their soulmate? like white people names might almost make sense w that in mind

or first words? like no one would be willing to recite Customer Service spiels from the get go, basic greetings would probably be somewhat limited and only really expected by people who found their soulmate. half of meeting people in a group would just be everyone making sure to address one another directly w some random ass bullshit like “toes are my favorite animal”

first touch activates telepathic bond or whatever? either everyone touches eachother or everyone avoids tough. some inbetween of course but this is humanity were talking abt

i love me some schmoopy romance but lbr any of this shit in whatever universe would shape culture wildly and theres no way it would be nearly so recognizable as wed expect them to be

@alicedragons

Yes. And don’t try to convince me there wouldn’t be “Find your soulmate!” businesses everywhere. There’d be a huge market for that.