evilsupplyco:

evilsupplyco:

(while being escorted off of the set of a cooking show) What do you MEAN deadly nightshade isn’t an “allowed ingredient”?

(I unveil my desserts: a gingerbread cookie shaped like each judge.)

(The first chef eyes me with disdain and bites into one.)

(The second chef immediately screams in pain, the third in horror.)

(I am once more escorted out of the competition.)

@odderancy Same though.

@itsladykit Naughty boy. Discipline him.