Kit’s notes: Fuck you, @ollie-oxen-free, this is great. The only reason I’m not re-titling this is because you explicitly told me not to. This is not only canon, it is so on-pointe I can’t help but adore it. The way your write Cash is just perfect. Especially his thoughts on Twist. I love it, and I will definitely be making use of that headcanon when I write more from Cash’s perspective.
Atypical Cash tries to adjust to life on land.
Rating: T
Warning: murderous impulses