Shipping Headcanons! Send Numbers & Ships!

itsladykit:

nightmarist:

SFW

1. Who cooks?
2. Who’s the messiest? The cleanest?
3. Who fixes the vehicle after a breakdown?
4. Living space has a leak! Who fixes it?
5. Who buys the groceries?
6. Going out to eat: Who pays? Who orders the most food? And who has dessert?
7. Would they go to the beach?
8. Who knows how to swim? Who doesn’t?
9. Is someone multilingual? Do they try to teach another language to the other? How does it go?
10. Any pets? Or plants?
11. Baths or showers? Together or separate? Any bubbles or bubble fights?
12. Can they stand silence? Who talks the most? Who talks the least?
13. Who stays up late? Who sleeps the most? Does the other have to force them to sleep/wake up?
14. Who is the highest maintenance? Does the other mind?
15. Vacation ideas: who decides them? Where would they go, if anywhere?

NSFW

1. How often do they have sex, if at all?
2. Who brings ideas? Who initiates?
3. Any kinks they clash on?
4. Oddest place they’d have sex?
5. Favourite positions?
6. Dom/top? Sub/bottom? Any switches?
7. Genital headcanons?
8. Favourite erogenous zones?
9. Quickest turn ons? Immediate turn offs?
10. First to orgasm? Last to orgasm? Who comes the most? Does someone ever end up unfinished?
11. Favourite romantic gestures during sex/orgasm?
12. How are their afterglows?
13. Who’s loud? Who’s quiet? Does one try to make the other louder/quieter? How?
14. Lights on or off? Do they look at each other? Or is someone embarrassed?
15. Open or closed relationship? Do they sometimes share?

Hit me up—and while you’re at it, go check @cheapbourbon’s blog. They’re answering questions from this and two other ask memes for Spicyhoney, and their headcanons are honestly just the best.

I’ll answer some of these too! ^^ They look like fun. (And definitely check out Bourbon’s. They’re adorable.)