Edge stared hard at Twist. “No,” he said flatly.
Twist looked at him, putting his hands behind his back. “Mornin’, sweetheart. Wha’s goin’ on, huh?” he asked, smiling innocently.
“Twist, no. He’s a werewolf. Stop trying to treat him like a dog.”
“Aw, c’mon, Edge—look at ‘im!” He stepped aside, so Edge could properly see the shoulder-high wolf skeleton with a collar around his neck and a bow on his tail. His wagging tail. “See? He likes it!”
Edge sighed, massaging the spot above his nasal ridge. “He’s a werewolf, you crazy dragon—not a lapdog or a house pet. You can’t take him to a damn dog park.”
“But he’s better now! He hasn’ even eaten anybody in more’n a year!” Twist protested. He brought his hands forward, revealing the leash he’d been hiding behind his back.
“patently untrue!” Rus said as he came down the hall, “ate me out two nights ago.” He scratched along the werewolf’s jawline. “didn’t you?” he asked, his voice changing pitch and tone. “yes you did! who’s a good boy? yes, you are. yes, you are!”
Edge sighed heavily and made his way back down the hall, grumbling about living with a pair of morons. “You can walk him around the house!” he finally yelled, “No dog parks!”
“Yer no fun anymore!”
When you can picture an author’s character in your head with a single line, then you know that author is good.
The first line got me laughing so hard. That situation is Edge’s life, basically ahahahaha
Poor Edge.
“Twist, no.”
“Rus—stop that!”
“What the fuck are you doing you overgrown lizard!?”
“Rus, get off—“
“i’m trying, but you won’t hold still.”
^^^^ His life in a nutshell.
I couldn’t get this out of my head… sooo..
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This is an excellent addition! I fully approve!
I think it would be cute if all of the tail holders in atipical stuck bows on their tails. Actually it would be super funny if they stuck a bell on Twist and or Pup in doggo form so they could hear them coming. Now I’m thinking off puppy paws and claws making skittering noises across hard wood floors in excitement. X3
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