Razz sniffed, walking back and forth in front of the other three. “Ya need a little help there—?”
“Be silent!” Twist raised a brow-bone, then snorted and shook his head, amused. “Hmm…wed Cash. He, at least, knows how to appreciate the finer things.” Cash just crossed his arms, regarding Razz skeptically. Ignoring him, Razz looked between Rus and Twist. “Mutt!” he snapped, and Twist cocked his head.
“…yeah?”
“You have high HP? You are…durable?”
A slow smile spread across Twist’s face. “Yeah, sweetheart. I don’ break easy…but yer welcome ta try,” he said with a wink.
Razz nodded. “Kill the ashtray and bed the mutt, then.”
Rus wiped imaginary sweat from his brow. “thank fuck. dodged a bullet there.”
“You have high HP? You are…durable?” This made me laugh so much…… Do I ship this now? Probably.
Thank you, Kit! I loved this. The Razz FMKs are hilarious. They all involve someone feeling insulted at being chosen as the marry/fuck (or relieved at not being picked).
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