elodieunderglass:

otahkoapisiakii:

the-mighty-birdy:

pain-and-missouri:

pain-and-missouri:

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can! 
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I’ve got three slots left, and remember, I can do groups for +$50 a person!

oh my gosh these prices are too low! OP, you really need to consider pricing yourself higher. A useful tool is to start by calculating how many hours of work you will put into it, and setting yourself a pay rate that is at least minimum wage.