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From this ask meme.
18. “What are their dates like? How long do/did they date? Do they ever feel the need to take a break from each other?”
I think at first, their dates would be a little awkward (at least, that’s how Razz might perceive them). While Razz is normally very outspoken, he feels slightly intimidated by Sans, and isn’t quite sure how to hold a proper conversation with him. Sans is okay with silence, but Razz feels the need to fill it, so he might blurt out a lot of (possibly personal) things without meaning to. Razz would also make it his mission to treat Sans to the epitome of extravagance (partially as a means of showing off, partially because he doesn’t want to disappoint Sans). But when Sans picks the date, they normally end up cuddling on the couch and watching TV (which Razz pretends to hate, but doesn’t obviously).
I can see Razz and Sans’ relationship going two ways. One: they last a lifetime. Their dynamic just works, and despite their differences, they seldom fight about petty things (mostly because Sans is very patient, and doesn’t mind if Razz needs to vent to him every once in a while). Or two: Razz gets scared when he realises he might actually be falling for Sans and breaks up with him out of panic. If this were the case though, I don’t think the breakup would last very long.
A sadder version of this may involve a Razz who is a little less tolerable, and a Sans who is a little less forgiving. Perhaps Razz makes one too many offhand comments about Sans’ brother, or perhaps Sans just loses his patience with him a little too often, and they end up splitting permanently. (But as far as my headcanons for these two go, I don’t think this is likely to happen).
23. “How do they hug? Kiss? Tease? Flirt? Comfort?”
Initially, I don’t think Razz would be at all tolerant of any forms of physical contact. But Sans can be very manipulative if he wants to, and I think an unending tirade of flirting and teasing would be enough to break Razz down. When it comes to flirting, Sans is a lot subtler than Razz is. He might mask a compliment with a joke, or ‘accidentally’ brush Razz’s arm or fingertips on occasion. Razz is far less reserved, and once he catches on to Sans’ ‘game’, he’ll gladly reciprocate, sweet-talking (or at least, attempting to sweet-talk) Sans into oblivion. And his flirting is a little more crude.
As for hugging, I think Razz is a little averse to public displays of affection. So in the company of others, hugging is all but off-limits. Maybe a quick one-armed hug, but nothing more. In private though (and especially when they start sleeping in the same bed), Sans notices small changes. Hugs aren’t really Razz’s thing, and Sans respects this, but when they fall asleep, Sans often wakes up with Razz’s arms wrapped around him.
Kissing is a little strange for them at first. Sans likes kissing slowly. He likes to savour it, to make his partner gradually fall apart beneath him, to tease them. But Razz likes to give it his all. He doesn’t hold back, and often tries to dominate his partner, even during light kissing. So initially, it’s a bit of a battle. But as time goes on, they find a pleasant balance. Sans will let Razz think he’s in control, until the last minute when he finds himself moaning beneath Sans’ subtle touches. And Sans will do anything he can to make Razz blush.
Comfort is a bit difficult for these two. Neither of them are prone to opening up about their feelings, and neither of them are overly pushy when it comes to getting a partner or friend to open up. So a lot of tension between them goes unspoken.
But sometimes – more often when the hurt is physical – they will completely dote on each other. If Sans sees that Razz is injured, he might ask what caused it. And if Razz brushes him off, Sans won’t interrogate him, but he might sit quietly with him, or do something simple for him, such as making him a cup of tea. Razz is a little less inclined towards making simple gestures, so instead, he’ll be blunt. He’ll make a vague attempt at appearing not to care, but he isn’t very good at hiding his concern. He might try to spoil Sans a bit, taking him out on a date, or making him his favourite dish. His favourite method of comfort though – sex. And it has about a 99% success rate.
Damn, the more I write about these two, the more I like them. Thank you for sending this in! ❤
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