Spicyhoney with ‘kitten’ please!

queenofbiscuits:

itsladykit:

lazy-hazy:

“You didn’t.”

Of all people to assume, who would ever take it upon themselves to rescue some poor defenseless little animal from the harsh, below zero temperatures, Stretch never guessed it to be Edge. He had hurried his way home with a small, probably only a couple weeks old kitten smuggled in his jacket, which he did not necessarily have to wear as he could tolerate such cold weather, but this little warm bloodied creature simply would not have survived if he did not have it on.

How Stretch even knew he had a kitten without Edge even telling him, was because the moment he walked in through the door, the wailing mewls of that tiny cat were so loud and pitiful, it made Stretch’s metaphorical heart drop to his metaphorical stomach.

“Warm up some milk, the pathetic thing is near frozen to death and can’t eat solid food yet!”

“Edge, you were supposed to go to the store to get milk, maybe some water will do, and maybe we should look up online to see how old it even is.”

This is too adorable. I can’t handle it. Edge and kittens and mildly appalled Stretch. It’s all of my favorite things, guys. All of them. 

ok but yes?? ?? ?  ???