One Big Middle Finger

queenofbiscuits:

I love me an anxious, unsociable, honestly poor boi of a Red like anyone else. I’ve written him that way in more than one thing, and I don’t mind reading him like that in some fics. At least, as long as they aren’t cookie-cutter HoneyMustard, Abusive Fell fics.

But sometimes, sometimes I get a craving for a much different kind of Underfell Sans. Sometimes, I get in a mood, and all I want from Red is a certain kind of rage that I know he’s capable of.

Sometimes I want a Red that isn’t at all afraid of dusting someone if he has to, and is more than capable of doing so. He’s a fuckin’ Sans, Judge of the Underground, older brother to one of the strongest monsters that lives. He’ll throw down and have a great fucking time doing it.

Sometimes I want a Red that loves antagonizing other people just because there’s literally nothing they can do to get him back. He loves pissing people off,  just because he can. His pranks are a large source of this, either being the modified joy buzzer he keeps on his at all times or the fake money he keeps in his pockets for anyone dumb enough to pickpocket him.

I want a Red that cares about his brother more than anything. That would do anything to keep him safe, even though he knows Fell can take care of himself, and God help any monster or human dumb enough to threaten his brother’s safety while anywhere in Red’s vicinity. 

I want a Red that’s strong, honestly an asshole, but you love him for it.