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Storytime! So Edge and Swap were hanging out and flirting and stuff and pissing each other off. Day after day the same and the tension gets increasingly more sexual. One day then, Edge says something like: “Ashtrash the only way someones gonna fuck with me is by beating me in a fight.” All amazon style. Swap is of course all like: “yeah sure i’m gonna fuck you up real good.” And they fight, but Swap doesn’t take it serious at all, which leads to Edge winning. He is disappointed, because he had actually hoped the other would beat him and because he knew the other could but didn’t because he didn’t take it seriously. With sadness in his eyes Edge tells the other goodbeye forever, he doesn’t want to see him again, too hurt and too unwilling to admit it. But! Swap is a Papyrus too, so in the good old Papyrus way he pesters Edge so long until he allows him another fight. He wins, they fuck, they kiss, they happy. The end.