(Well. Maybe @queenofbiscuits. And @ollie-oxen-free.)
Again, I’m needlessly verbose, so everything is below the cut. Additionally, please note this disclaimer: I’m not trying to step on anyone’s toes here. I’m not following any traditional ‘canon’ for these guys. I know that. I’m not trying to be accurate to anyone’s headcanons but my own. I’m just letting you know how I would portray these characters if you were going to request them for a drabble or headcanon post.
(So, yeah. These guys will now be appearing in future drabbles/headcanon posts/etc. But not in my Broken Bones Universe. That’s just too many skeletons for me to handle.)
There may also be mild spoilers for Broken Bones, since I used my headcanons for that fic to figure out these guys’ backstory.
this is legit so fucking great. hey guys, read the headcanons, read the backstory, rea-