(…At some point, I stopped writing an answer and started writing a prompt. I don’t know how or why, but this is pretty much a prompt. I’m sorry? I think?)
Sans is, honestly, a little intimidating to Razz. He can’t even say why exactly. There’s just something a little…off about him. But Razz isn’t going to let anyone ever guess he feels that way. So he makes it a point to antagonize Sans, only to find that it is almost impossible to get a rise out of him. The only way to manage it, really, is to target Papyrus. Even then, his reactions are incredibly unsatisfying. A glare. A brief crackle of magic. Otherwise, Sans is acting like he doesn’t even notice Razz’s behavior and that, that will not stand!
So Razz takes drastic measures–and kisses Sans, determined to get a reaction, any reaction.
*cracks knuckles* bOI I got ya right here >:3c
This is delightful and I love it.
Thank you for this delightful bit of a beloved ship.